If you have lived in Burlington long enough, you know the unspoken rule of the changing seasons: eventually, you have to confront the basement. Basements across Southern Ontario act as a gravitational pull for broken hockey sticks, half-empty paint cans from three renovations ago, and holiday decorations that haven't seen daylight since the early 2010s. When you finally resolve to reclaim your square footage, reality hits hard. You cannot simply drag twenty bags of household